QUESTION: Can You Deliver Your "Elevator Pitch"...in Just 8 Seconds?

In honor of National Talk in an Elevator Day (yes, it's a thing!), I'd like to reboot a past discussion that never gets old: What's your elevator pitch?
An elevator pitch, as QB Community Manager @ShanaNiederman defines it, "is the way you quickly and concisely describe your business or services in the few seconds it takes to ride an elevator with a prospective client, investor or other interested party." Got it! Now exactly how many seconds are we talking about here?
You might be surprised to hear this (I was), but the "elevator pitch" as originally conceived is based on the average length of an elevator ride in New York City - a whopping 118 seconds. (For all you non-New Yorkers, Wikipedia pegs the typical elevator ride at between 30 seconds and two minutes.) Most people would agree that you do not have anywhere close to two minutes to make your case. You probably don't even have 30 seconds. In fact, research indicates that in this age of shrinking attention spans you really have just 8 seconds before your captive audience starts to make a mental run for it.
So.
Can you deliver your elevator pitch - or at least enough of it to capture and keep the attention of your audience - in just 8 seconds? Let's hear it!
