How the ***** do you get someone on the phone !

Good Morning, @johnathan-jnacom. 

I've got you covered. 

You can get in touch with our Customer Support Team by doing a few easy steps within your QuickBooks Online (QBO) account. 

Here's how: 

1. Go to the Help icon. 
2. Click the Contact Us button. 

       3. Type in your question and tap Let's Talk. 

       4. Scroll down and choose to Get a callback or Check availability to schedule a call. 

It's that simple! 

If you have any other questions or concerns, just let me know. I'm only a comment away. Have a fantastic day!